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A shirt about space babies (in space!)

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codespyder (+173)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Driscoll, I love you.

Yes homo.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Quite, quite.

Jonny (+1492)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Let the pantslessness ensue!

Also, this is such a cool poster.

Magician (+82)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Now that this poster exists, the world has no more need of pants! Now someone rocket me a baby.

Tacoline (+1540)
3 months ago

Rated +1

that sounsa about right

Tacoline (+1540)
3 months ago

Rated +1

*sounds*
curse you hand for typing wrong again!

ellis (+100)
3 months ago

Rated +2

You could say "So Homo". It rhymes with the original, and is therefore superior.
Rhyming is always excellent.
Absolutely no debarment.

tomg025 (+56)
3 months ago

Rated +3

refridgerate when not in use?

does that mean Cooper sleeps in the fridge?

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Space Babies main ingredient is genetically perfect Jell-O.

BTW, Space Baby is a good name for a band.

Earlofthercs (+27)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Good name? or BEST name? You decide.

allwaysnice (+129)
3 months ago

Rated +2

I'll just put him down for good name.

Zavion (+26)
3 months ago

Rated +2

That explains the cryogenics lab.

MdNGhT (+42)
3 months ago

Rated +2

So this is how they send my space babies...

Magician (+82)
3 months ago

Rated +1

If your space baby arrives dead, mail in this form for a free rebate.

lucky7 (+12)
3 months ago

Rated -1

So much Awesome!

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +1

It's almost TOO awesome.

Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Agreed, and this is coming from someone who was kinda losing faith in Daisy Owl's continuing greatness. Driscoll, you have pulled me back in, you rascally devil!

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Oh noes! don't go Rainfly!

You may only have an opinion if you have permission and only if it falls within part lines. ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD!

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

The Hypno Toad made me misspell "Part" er um "Part" wait part, Curse you HypnALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD!

sarcasmic (+60)
3 months ago

Rated 0

Someone go get Phillip J Fry. or Bender.

Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago

Rated 0

Don't worry, I'll probably never kill my Google Reader subscription, and just keep on reading these 'till I die. I'll just be less vocal in the comments.

Truth is, I think Driscoll still has it in him to pen these comics with his original glory. He just needs to realize that he doesn't have to write like he's being ghostwritten by a fan. That's been the issue of late, it sounds like the storyline was pulled out of the comment section. I was always more of a fan of the dark-humor-with-light-tone stuff you find near the beginning of the archive, and I think that's the true spirit of Daisy Owl.

brichins (+365)
3 months ago

Rated 0

Hear hear!

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Do the instructions mean to refrigerate the space baby when not in use, or the rocket?

Oswald McCracken (+96)
3 months ago

Rated +4

Both. Also milk, if you're bringing it. Not that it's integral to the rocket's function, but you do not want to be trapped in a rocket with spoilt milk.

Not even if you have genetically superior space nostrils.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated 0

Why don't they just put an air conditioner in the rocket?

A Tupperware seal would also keep the babies fresh.

Don't forget a box of baking soda to absorb Space Baby odor!

zetoastking (+342)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Great, I just imagined Cooper stuffed into a Tupperware container covered in baking soda.

But don't worry, I imagined him smiling with a monocle.

Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago

Rated 0

Since space babies are grown in tubes, this is the closest Cooper has ever been to being inside a womb. He's living a lost piece of his babyhood.

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Tupperware is too small for life support units, sadly. Not to worry - there's plenty of baking soda. And mustard.

Spazit (+296)
3 months ago

Rated +6

Ever looked at a rocket about to launch, and it has frost on the outside of it? It's cause they just took it out of the fridge.
I think it is safe to assume that it is the rocket that is refrigerated, not the babies.
What kind of fool puts a space baby in a fridge? Everyone knows that only ice-ice babies can survive there.

brichins (+365)
3 months ago

Rated +3

*Especially* if you have genetically superior space nostrils.

MoonHitler (+36)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Curses, Beat me to it.

MoonHitler (+36)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Yes.

sweetness_on_a_stick (+26)
3 months ago

Rated +1

haha do not use indoors :P

Darth NANAME (+32)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Damn, now I have to try launching a rocket indoors now.

repoclause (+66)
3 months ago

Rated +2

So clearly Daisy understood her purpose in this world

TuRm0iL (+45)
3 months ago

Rated +4

Does this mean Daisy and Cooper could be up to 80 years old?

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

It's not possible that it took Daisy and cooper more than a day or two to escape. Daisy is a crafty Space Baby.

2me (+1703) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Unless of course she was biding her time on purpose until we have more future stuff like HNY-001.

brichins (+365)
3 months ago

Rated 0

That's a day or two of unfrozen time though - does passing time really count as aging if you're frozen?

Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Don't forget relativity, people... on a round trip, the closer you go to the speed of light, the less time passes in your frame of reference, therefore you age less. However, I doubt this is the case. While it's perfectly believable that a sub-light rocket would dealt with in such a careless way, near-lightspeed engines are waaaayyyyyyy too valuable to be reckless with.

friendlybus (+28)
3 months ago

Rated +1

escape capsule at the tip, but main cabin in the middle! sounds like a challenge to get to the escape capsule during an emergency.

pretty sweet rocket though.

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Survival of the fittest - if you can't find the escape capsule, we don't want your DNA anyway!

midnight76 (+19)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Maybe that's what happened to the other two space babies

sarcasmic (+60)
3 months ago

Rated 0

No, they were the pizza.

Emergent (+40)
3 months ago

Rated +4

I want to see another poster detailing the anatomy of a space baby.

What makes them so spacious? Inquiring minds want to know!

DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago

Rated +1

You can... read all about it in the weekly Midnight Star?

Sorry. I have problems.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +2

Dad?

DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago

Rated +6

Depends. Are you demanding support money?

zetoastking (+342)
3 months ago

Rated +4

Depends. Do you have support money?

I guess I should change my name to DogFamilycourtattorney.

Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +1

That's it Toasty! We'll jack him for all the money he has!

This is going to make Thanksgiving awkward though.

DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago

Rated +1

Oh good grief. Note to self: if you're going to change your surname, try a little harder next time.

Fine. I'll add you to the list. This far down, you can expect to recieve one peanut every six months. Or local equivalent.

(1 Peanut= 1/2 Bean(US))

ShamWow (+28)
3 months ago

Rated 0

How would they get from the main cabin to the escape capsule?

2me (+1703) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +4

They're *space babies.*

kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago

Rated +4

I love the unspoken "duh" in that sentence.

MiJaMu (+19)
3 months ago

Rated +2

probably through the big hole in the side

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