Thank God you came to your senses. Once you start that sort of pattern, every new comic his head would continue to expand.
Eventually his head would fill the whole panel causing the whole strip to collapse under it's gargantuan weight.
I got my posters and doodle today, thanks. They're awesome!
We got new babies, used babies, refurbished babies! We got painted babies, babies dressed like adults, we got crying babies, sleeping babies, cranky babies and smiling babies! We've got the baby that's JUST RIGHT FOR YOU. Babies with hats, babies with no hats! We got babies descended from monkeys and babies created by the one true and loving God! We got babies with wheels attached to them, fat babies, phat babies, and the fattest babies. We got babies with unusually sharp teeth and babies with club feet, babies with rabies and pirate babies! We got babies with good taste and babies who are loyal friends!
We got babies that are grown up and going off to their first day at college! Babies that are old men who still need diaper changes! Surly babies! Cheerful, cherubic babies! Nietchzian babies, Kierkegaardian babies, or objectivist babies!
We got babies that couldn't think of good rhymes, babies that still like Family Guy, babies that got babies, babies that can fly--inside airplanes. We got babies in cans and bottles, we got ICE COLD babies, we got babies that won't squeal on you for committing crimes, babies that can see through glass, babies shaped like pears and babies shaped like babies! WE got baies that will grow up to be that guy who doesn't really add anything to the joke, we got babies that can change themselves and babies who are passive aggressive. We got quantum uncertainty babies, ghost babies, self conscious babies, religious babies, atheist babies, wiccan babies, and undecided babies. We got babies that smoke menthol cigarettes and babies that smoke regulars, babies that know things and babies you can teach. We got babies with oversized knives and fake Australian accent babies. We got this one baby who looks like its been places, seen things. We got pretty babies that will grow up to be ugly and ugly babies that will grow up to be ugly. We got a baby version of yourself from an alternate timeline and babies who are more bouncy than average!
We've got terrorist babies, redhead babies, warm and fuzzy babies (in a variety of species!), stolen babies, thieving babies, teething babies, babies who stare at goats, easily, entertained babies... babies out the wazoo!
And don't worry about financing plans! We're knee-deep in babies, they're dirt cheap! BABIES OUT THE WAZOO! ONLY AT CRAZY BERNIE'S BABY EMPORIUM!
(Turn left at the minimart, right at the toll bridge, enter the Wallgreens', and ask the attendant at the counter for some "spare change." You will be given the key to the stairwell. Not affiliated with the NSA, CBS, or MC².)
Oh I wish I were a Bernies Baby Emporium baby.
That is what I truly want to beeeee.
Cause if I was a Bernies Baby Emporium baby, everyone would be in love with meeeee!
Great, Now I'm imagining a row of children all tagged and cataloged. They are each sitting in a sealed glass box with their description on a plaque next to the box.
Middle age women trading them back and forth at convention shows.
Aren't all babies Poor Bladder Control Babies? Or is it like those baby dolls created specifically for the purpose of peeing itself and needing to be changed?
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Zuldim (+6)
2 months ago
Rated +6
Bernie was cut off in panel 5, the full sentence is "Babies the write comics that have sound effects like 'HURK'!"
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +2
Jujutsu Baby likes him or he would have been dead in panel 8.
PonderThis (+135)
2 months ago
Rated +1
I know! That's so cute! :)
Hungarian (+22)
2 months ago
Rated +5
Both my favourite webcomics end in "Hurk" at this moment.
It's Friday the 13th.
If I choke tonight, Driscoll, I swear to God...
Hungarian (+22)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Totally missed the alt-text. Wonderful.
stkatherine (+21)
2 months ago
Rated +1
nedroid? :]
Nedroid (+270)
2 months ago
Rated +12
I dig the fact that Bernie looks like a giant baby
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +1
A giant SPACE Baby.
If Bernie's mustache could talk, oh what stories it could tell.
Noc (+19)
2 months ago
Rated +2
WE GOT BABIES THAT SELL THEIR OWN KIND into servitude.
Driscoll (+944)
2 months ago
Rated +6
In the sketch layer, I accidentally drew his head slightly larger in each frame. I was going to ink it like that, but then I came to my senses.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Thank God you came to your senses. Once you start that sort of pattern, every new comic his head would continue to expand.
Eventually his head would fill the whole panel causing the whole strip to collapse under it's gargantuan weight.
I got my posters and doodle today, thanks. They're awesome!
PonderThis (+135)
2 months ago
Rated +1
I totally agree with Mr. Breath.
Fosjam (+34)
2 months ago
Rated +3
Man, I wish I had some baby store credi - HURK!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated 0
No worries, Bernie has friendly payment plans and a free sweater vest with any Baby in stock!
Remington (+87)
2 months ago
Rated +21
We got new babies, used babies, refurbished babies! We got painted babies, babies dressed like adults, we got crying babies, sleeping babies, cranky babies and smiling babies! We've got the baby that's JUST RIGHT FOR YOU. Babies with hats, babies with no hats! We got babies descended from monkeys and babies created by the one true and loving God! We got babies with wheels attached to them, fat babies, phat babies, and the fattest babies. We got babies with unusually sharp teeth and babies with club feet, babies with rabies and pirate babies! We got babies with good taste and babies who are loyal friends!
tekende (+120)
2 months ago
Rated +7
We got babies that are grown up and going off to their first day at college! Babies that are old men who still need diaper changes! Surly babies! Cheerful, cherubic babies! Nietchzian babies, Kierkegaardian babies, or objectivist babies!
Remington (+87)
2 months ago
Rated +9
We got babies that couldn't think of good rhymes, babies that still like Family Guy, babies that got babies, babies that can fly--inside airplanes. We got babies in cans and bottles, we got ICE COLD babies, we got babies that won't squeal on you for committing crimes, babies that can see through glass, babies shaped like pears and babies shaped like babies! WE got baies that will grow up to be that guy who doesn't really add anything to the joke, we got babies that can change themselves and babies who are passive aggressive. We got quantum uncertainty babies, ghost babies, self conscious babies, religious babies, atheist babies, wiccan babies, and undecided babies. We got babies that smoke menthol cigarettes and babies that smoke regulars, babies that know things and babies you can teach. We got babies with oversized knives and fake Australian accent babies. We got this one baby who looks like its been places, seen things. We got pretty babies that will grow up to be ugly and ugly babies that will grow up to be ugly. We got a baby version of yourself from an alternate timeline and babies who are more bouncy than average!
Rainfly_X (+272)
2 months ago
Rated +8
We've got terrorist babies, redhead babies, warm and fuzzy babies (in a variety of species!), stolen babies, thieving babies, teething babies, babies who stare at goats, easily, entertained babies... babies out the wazoo!
And don't worry about financing plans! We're knee-deep in babies, they're dirt cheap! BABIES OUT THE WAZOO! ONLY AT CRAZY BERNIE'S BABY EMPORIUM!
(Turn left at the minimart, right at the toll bridge, enter the Wallgreens', and ask the attendant at the counter for some "spare change." You will be given the key to the stairwell. Not affiliated with the NSA, CBS, or MC².)
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Oh I wish I were a Bernies Baby Emporium baby.
That is what I truly want to beeeee.
Cause if I was a Bernies Baby Emporium baby, everyone would be in love with meeeee!
Rainfly_X (+272)
2 months ago
Rated +1
I missed the word "baby" in "Bernies Baby Emporium baby."
I immediately thought, "If *I* was a Bernie's Baby Emporium, everyone would be inside me shopping for babies. 8( "
brichins (+365)
2 months ago
Rated +2
+1 for the evocative emoticon
cohenism (+1)
2 months ago
Rated 0
The word "babies" has unintentionally put a moratorium on its own conversational relevance.
It doesn't sound like a word anymore. *pain in brain*
Babies babies babies babies.
Rainfly_X (+272)
2 months ago
Rated 0
It's like "beans" all over again!
almonster (+25)
2 months ago
Rated +4
BEAN BABIES!
Night Owl (+264)
2 months ago
Rated +4
Great, Now I'm imagining a row of children all tagged and cataloged. They are each sitting in a sealed glass box with their description on a plaque next to the box.
Middle age women trading them back and forth at convention shows.
gneissisnice (+82)
2 months ago
Rated 0
Babies full of rabies, yes yes.
Bonus points if you get the reference.
gneissisnice (+82)
2 months ago
Rated 0
It's from Cat's Cradle, by Vonnegut.
Nobody gets bonus points now.
Slackaholicus (+13)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Happy Hurkvember, everyone.
IraeNicole (+40)
2 months ago
Rated +3
His giant head scares me.
tekende (+120)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Wait, what if I want an upside down baby with a hat? Where...where does the baby wear the hat on its body?
JailGuard (+3)
2 months ago
Rated 0
very good question!!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated 0
That depends on whether or not it is a "Top" hat.
brichins (+365)
2 months ago
Rated +1
And on whether you plan to add the optional monocle at a later date.
ThirdSection (+36)
2 months ago
Rated 0
That's what glue sticks are for.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +4
Bernie is Cooper's DAD!
Cooper is going to have a kick butt mustache some day.
Phildo (+88)
2 months ago
Rated +2
That man is a machine.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +3
I'm not entirely convinced. Cooper's head is much more symmetrical. Bernie reminds me more of Poor Bladder Control Baby.
Night Owl (+264)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Aren't all babies Poor Bladder Control Babies? Or is it like those baby dolls created specifically for the purpose of peeing itself and needing to be changed?
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +2
They may all have poor bladder control, but at least some of them know to go before they leave the house.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +1
They NEVER go before they leave the house!
zac_bogen (+126)
2 months ago
Rated +1
On;y if it is a mustache baby...
Samiam (+610)
2 months ago
Rated +3
Oddly enough this is how the birds and the bees were explained.
See you are not delivered by a stork or born of the love between a man and woman, you are created to fulfill a purpose in life.
Need it be a pilot, an officer or a strangling priceless princess.
brichins (+365)
2 months ago
Rated +2
So, I was 'born' a structural engineer baby...?
...my childhood makes so much more sense now.
Night Owl (+264)
2 months ago
Rated +1
I got a clip show baby. It looks just like a tiny Joel McHale.
Night Owl (+264)
2 months ago
Rated +4
So all of those people on Youtube are Hurt Self in Obvious Way babies?
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
2 months ago
Rated +1
They prefer the term Jackass Babies.
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