They are embarrassed about their lack of bladder control which oddly enough makes them very self conscious about wearing diapers. So they have to keep running to the bathroom to try to hide their loss of bladder control.
They have an easy job, considering that the difference between 'Silent Judgement' and 'Daydreaming about something unrelated' are for most intents and purposes visually identical
He's the Morale Baby. Whenever situations like this occur, he sits, silent & red-faced, looking like he's on the verge of tears until the other space-babies stop fighting. It's a vital position on any crew.
Space Babies would be a better idea if they didn't have to leave the ship to go to the bathroom, thusly increasing the risk of tragic GIANT BUTTERFLY NET incidents. Aren't Space Babies supposed to have space-grade diapers?
unfortunately, there was a misunderstanding, and the space-grade diaper design specs got mixed up with the plans for space-grade boxer shorts. Now the boxers are ultra-absorbent and playfully designed, and the diapers... well, they feel like you aren't wearing them at all.
Billy just told me we are going to break and not take me to the dance. So help me, I am so upset I want to steer this ship towards the nearest planet and crash it into the surface.
As long as there's an I'm In Charge Cause Mom Said So space teenager, I'm sure everything will work out marvelously. Until the I'm Such A Rebel space teenager picks a fight by criticizing her outfit, at any rate.
Yeah, but the Actually Mature When Necessary space teenager and the Super Rocket Nerd space teenager could then take over without too much distractions.
After they put the other two in the cargo hold anyways.
Cooper's frail attempts to help them by pushing his lone button twice have clearly not come to fruition, as he gives up by the time panel two rolls around.
On Space Cowboys they actually used a rocket that had a top speed of 20 Mph and a permanently engaged left turn signal.
It turns out the whole thig was done on a sound stage in Hollywood.
Eyebrow Baby first developed his hatred for the alliance when they butterfly-netted him and brought him back to Earth. "Not today, Malcolm... not today."
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stinger503 (+23)
3 months ago
Rated +8
The silent judgment babies always have a rough time.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Pilot babies are articulate and in charge.
Oswald McCracken (+96)
3 months ago
Rated +2
Orbital dynamics babies are good at orbital dynamics, but the price was eyebrows and loss of bladder control.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Similar to Space Cowboys (see below).
Night Owl (+264)
3 months ago
Rated +1
They are embarrassed about their lack of bladder control which oddly enough makes them very self conscious about wearing diapers. So they have to keep running to the bathroom to try to hide their loss of bladder control.
ThirdSection (+36)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Looks like someone forgot to design a pee baby.
Zavion (+26)
3 months ago
Rated +1
They have an easy job, considering that the difference between 'Silent Judgement' and 'Daydreaming about something unrelated' are for most intents and purposes visually identical
Rare (+4194) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +2
That's nothing to what the Telephone babies have to go through.
Mrakken (+84)
3 months ago
Rated +1
que?
Jonny (+1492)
3 months ago
Rated +1
*giggles in Spanish*
Guenoc (+26)
3 months ago
Rated +10
I'm unconvinced he's not the silent judgment baby.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
As a matter of fact, he hasn't said a thing so far. Maybe he changed seats with Life support baby. This is about to turn into a Charley Chaplain film.
Magician (+82)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Harpo Marx, anyone?
michael (+34)
3 months ago
Rated +3
any ideas of what the fourth baby's job was????
RWMagpie (+194)
3 months ago
Rated +5
He's the Morale Baby. Whenever situations like this occur, he sits, silent & red-faced, looking like he's on the verge of tears until the other space-babies stop fighting. It's a vital position on any crew.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +2
The Poor Bladder Control Baby.
Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Political-Correctness-O-Matic translates this to:
The economically disadvantaged Bladder Control Baby.
Fab (+76)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Eyebrow Baby.
It is a vital job on space missions. Obviously.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +2
He was the "always in agreement baby" which is sometimes confused with the "giving in to peer pressure baby".
Night Owl (+264)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Ironically he was the bodyguard baby used to keep the other three babies from getting into trouble like being attacked in a bathroom.
squidracerX (+8)
3 months ago
Rated +1
maybe snack time baby? nap time enforcer? boo-boo kiss/ band-aid application?
gc (+16)
3 months ago
Rated +1
The Technobabble baby.
lagmatik (+5)
3 months ago
Rated +5
Space Babies would be a better idea if they didn't have to leave the ship to go to the bathroom, thusly increasing the risk of tragic GIANT BUTTERFLY NET incidents. Aren't Space Babies supposed to have space-grade diapers?
Oswald McCracken (+96)
3 months ago
Rated +1
unfortunately, there was a misunderstanding, and the space-grade diaper design specs got mixed up with the plans for space-grade boxer shorts. Now the boxers are ultra-absorbent and playfully designed, and the diapers... well, they feel like you aren't wearing them at all.
Miranda (+24)
3 months ago
Rated +7
Much better idea than Space Teenagers.
Then you'd have to assign them titles such as "do not fly this plane or you are in big trouble" teenager in order to get them to do anything at all.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
With Space babies all you need is "Enfamil and cookies" written on the hatch door (Illustrated of course).
Night Owl (+264)
3 months ago
Rated +2
Elmo Inside sticker on the door.
sarcasmic (+60)
3 months ago
Rated -1
male teenagers are easy to trick into going in though. FEMALE PORNOGRAPHY INSIDE!
stkatherine (+21)
3 months ago
Rated +3
oh god, can you image the horrors of space acne? or space hormones? or space ANGST?!
Night Owl (+264)
3 months ago
Rated +4
Billy just told me we are going to break and not take me to the dance. So help me, I am so upset I want to steer this ship towards the nearest planet and crash it into the surface.
Miranda (+24)
3 months ago
Rated +2
Test 1: Failure.
In future do not assign life support to space teenagers who listen to Dashboard Confessional.
bee245 (+12)
3 months ago
Rated +3
Oh, that is hurtful.
Just for that, I'm not taking out the trash tonight, and I will make sure that it indirectly affects you.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
As long as there's an I'm In Charge Cause Mom Said So space teenager, I'm sure everything will work out marvelously. Until the I'm Such A Rebel space teenager picks a fight by criticizing her outfit, at any rate.
2me (+1703) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Yeah, but the Actually Mature When Necessary space teenager and the Super Rocket Nerd space teenager could then take over without too much distractions.
After they put the other two in the cargo hold anyways.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Yeah, I forgot about those two. Probably cause they're not loudmouths like the rest.
radamu (+90)
3 months ago
Rated +8
Cooper's frail attempts to help them by pushing his lone button twice have clearly not come to fruition, as he gives up by the time panel two rolls around.
wolfiesjustfine (+16)
3 months ago
Rated +3
without those button pushes though, no life support!
Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago
Rated +2
It's a manual air pump. If he doesn't push it every few minutes, the air starts to smell like space babies.
Darth NANAME (+32)
3 months ago
Rated 0
Ugh, I hate the smell of space baby stench.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +3
He was just honking the horn at a sattelite. It said "Honk if you're a genetically perfect super-human sentient being".
repoclause (+66)
3 months ago
Rated +2
I think space babies are still a wonderful idea, much like brinner or laser tag.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
Or perfectly cloned laser sharks.
Darth NANAME (+32)
3 months ago
Rated +2
With laser beams attached to their heads.
...
Sorry, couldn't resist.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +2
Sorry, sharks are too endangered for that. We DID manage to get you some ill-tempered sea bass, though.
Kitsune (+117)
3 months ago
Rated +4
Nonsense! Of course space babies are a good idea. Why else would the government have spent millions of dollars on...
Oh crap.
MdNGhT (+42)
3 months ago
Rated +1
And I'm still waiting for those space babies. The tally's gone down to two.
GobyCow (+97)
3 months ago
Rated +6
I'm gonna train my babies for space. They will totally win space battles and junk.
stkatherine (+21)
3 months ago
Rated +2
i am eerily reminded of ender's game...
Spazit (+296)
3 months ago
Rated +3
Bean.
gneissisnice (+82)
3 months ago
Rated +2
Remember, the enemy's gate is down.
stkatherine (+21)
2 months ago
Rated 0
+0.5 for the comment, and another +0.5 for your username.
omg, geology nerds unite LULZ.
NegativeBear (+23)
3 months ago
Rated +1
I think that space baby is a pretty cool guy. Pushes buttons and doesn't afraid of anything.
The_JMan (+5)
3 months ago
Rated +4
Oh wow, this is just like Space Cowboys, except the premise is much less ridiculous.
DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago
Rated +2
And that in turn is one degree of ridiculousness below Gangsters of Love.
I- I'm sorry. It's pavlovian.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
3 months ago
Rated +1
On Space Cowboys they actually used a rocket that had a top speed of 20 Mph and a permanently engaged left turn signal.
It turns out the whole thig was done on a sound stage in Hollywood.
DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago
Rated +2
I'd say this was a situation where knowing that is not neccessarily better, but you can't take the sky from me, damnit.
Princewolf (+411)
3 months ago
Rated +5
Some people call the the fourth Space Baby "Maurice".
DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago
Rated 0
It is, of course, because he speaks of the pompatus of love.
Mrakken (+84)
3 months ago
Rated +1
(Oo-whew oo-wao)
Sledgeham (+20)
3 months ago
Rated +1
People keep talkin' about Space Babies...
DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago
Rated 0
Say they're a waste of money, waste of money,
Sledgeham (+20)
3 months ago
Rated +2
But don't you worry, no don't worry now, cos' they're right there, right there, right there with Mr. Owl
DoggFather (+106)
3 months ago
Rated 0
'Cause they're a pilot baby, and a life support baby, they're orbital dynamics baby aa-and eyebrow baby, gettin' butterfly-netted in the su-uu-un
Sledgeham (+20)
2 months ago
Rated +1
Yeah, the eyebrow baby, and the life support baby, the pilot baby and the orbital dynamics baby, fallin outta orbit on the ruu-uun
PonderThis (+135)
3 months ago
Rated 0
I'd imagine from the ground that spaceship looks just like a firefly.
Rainfly_X (+272)
3 months ago
Rated 0
Eyebrow Baby first developed his hatred for the alliance when they butterfly-netted him and brought him back to Earth. "Not today, Malcolm... not today."
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