Three Beans for the Elven-kings under the rocket range,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their honey factory,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed eat American cheese,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Stubs where the Futons lie.
One Bean to rule them all, One Bean to find them,
One Bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
A long time ago in a beandom far far away...
Turmoil has engulfed the Pinto Republic. The taxation of bean trade to outlying beandoms is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of beans, the greedy Refried Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Beanboo, cutting off all of its bean supply....
Where will they get there beans? Is bean day over forever?
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AJ (+480)
4 months ago
Rated +3
The woman just wants to be become one of the guys I guess.
Pffsht, women don't understand!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
I like her better already.
Noah (+17)
4 months ago
Rated +3
Agreed.
The beans are inert.
gneissisnice (+82)
4 months ago
Rated +2
She's a keeper.
b3ar (+85)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Seeing as she can properly capitalize the words 'partake' and 'bean' verbally would indicate that she gets it.
She will become One with the Bean.
Rare (+4194) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated 0
I dunno...getting into cult like activities can't be healthy for her..
Remember the children of the bean-erm, corn?
michael (+34)
4 months ago
Rated +1
well someone had to break the glass ceiling of bean day...but can she handle it?
Zavion (+26)
4 months ago
Rated +1
"Pffsht"; I see you've already partaken of the Bean Day activities.
Nedroid (+270)
4 months ago
Rated +9
She knows not what she does
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated +4
And so the adventure of the fellowship of the bean began
Jonny (+1492)
4 months ago
Rated +6
Followed shortly by The Two Beans, and the Return of the Bean, which was number 1 at the bean office.
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Hopefully they will make the prequel; The Bobbit
radamu (+90)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Bean....bit? Bob doesn't quite sound beany enough.
PonderThis (+135)
4 months ago
Rated +3
I agree. "The Bobbit" sounds like something's been cut out ...
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Meh, i been trying my beanest to catch wind of a better name
ThatFennyGuy (+3)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Beans. Beans have been cut out. And when Beans get cut out of Beans, well, you still have Beans.
But, hey, at least you'd have Pinto Beannins.
PonderThis (+135)
4 months ago
Rated 0
You sound like a guy that's bean around.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +16
Three Beans for the Elven-kings under the rocket range,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their honey factory,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed eat American cheese,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Stubs where the Futons lie.
One Bean to rule them all, One Bean to find them,
One Bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
DaveJunior (+16)
4 months ago
Rated +7
I think that should be "In the Land of Beandor..."
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Very true. +1 for you.
Oops (+4)
4 months ago
Rated +2
maybe hobean??
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated +2
"My precious ~ I will not let Beangol have it noooo."
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Ride now! Ride to ruin and bean's ending!! BEANS!!
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated 0
I wonder if Sean Bean will reprise his role as Beanomir?
2me (+1703) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated 0
I wonder if the fellbeans will destroy all
midnight76 (+19)
4 months ago
Rated 0
I prefer Bean Wars. You can't go wrong with a classic
nscolieri (+11)
4 months ago
Rated +2
A long time ago in a beandom far far away...
Turmoil has engulfed the Pinto Republic. The taxation of bean trade to outlying beandoms is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of beans, the greedy Refried Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Beanboo, cutting off all of its bean supply....
Where will they get there beans? Is bean day over forever?
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Darth Bean: Luke, I am your bean.
nscolieri (+11)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Nrrrr... The beans are strong within this one....
radamu (+90)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Panel 7: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "southern Steve and Owl."
Thank you, thank you.
shamille (+41)
4 months ago
Rated 0
TAINT RIGHT
oh god it was so funny.
Mrakken (+84)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Bahaha, I love it. Not only do they corrupt "isn't" to "ain't" They corrupt "it ain't" to "TAINT". It's so far removed that it's proper again.
Butter (+13)
4 months ago
Rated 0
AINT DAT THA TRUF
FreemDeem (+25)
4 months ago
Rated +3
GASP
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Sacrebleu!
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated 0
OH MY GOSH
Don Corneo (0)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Ay Carumba!
brichins (+365)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Oh, beans!
radamu (+90)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Panel 8: "Remorseful Steve and Owl"
pie89 (+42)
4 months ago
Rated -16
Taint's gonna smell.
just sayin.
Darth NANAME (+32)
4 months ago
Rated +1
TAINT RIGHT!
Darth NANAME (+32)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Beans are a serious matter.
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Mhm.
Take for instance this play I saw last week about beans.
...it was a musical.
(*rimshot*)
ChicagoGuy (+8)
4 months ago
Rated +8
Driscoll is one of the first to successfully use "taint" in a comic strip without it getting an "R" rating.
KeepItSimple (+51)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Except for that one guy... what was his name? Dick Grundelson McAnalsphinctor? Something like that?
gophergutz (+80)
4 months ago
Rated +18
Good to see her breaking through the "gas ceiling".
Phildo (+88)
4 months ago
Rated +1
I almost couldn't "bear" to watch it.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Kate is the bean queen.
A simile followed by a pun followed by alliteration.
brichins (+365)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Followed by a confusing explanation, a headache, 2 asprin and a phone call the next morning.
DaisyDaisy (+53)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Where does the alliteration come in?
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Oops. aparrently it's just a rhyme. I can't believe I spelled it right, so even if it was the wrong word, it was quite an accomplishment for me!
I bet you think I feel stupid. I don't, I feel proud. :P
nscolieri (+11)
4 months ago
Rated +2
dont worry, your assonance is inspiring to us all
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Woah! Let's keep this PG +bean.
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