When bean day comes the children cry,
Owls and bears and bees,
Lost, alone, I chew and toot,
Llama, hotdog, spoon, can,
Giant cell phone, dinosaur,
Hobo, campfire, hobo, train,
Cry not little one,
It will be over when the last bean is gone,
So eat up! Yummy!
Owl checked his pantry to see what he would fix for dinner. He was greeted by nothing but a wall of canned beans. As this reality was washing over him, his phone rang. It had to be Steve...
look at panel 3. steve knows something's coming. he doesn't what it is exactly. somewhere in the back of his he can feel it might be BEAN DAY. owl is having the same premonitions. i think he might even have a can of beans ready in his hand.
what we see is silence but what's really happening is this: while steve waits for kate to gather ingredients, a sneaking song slides up and sits in his skull: "In the navy..."
In our idyllically memetic past of Beans, who could have imagined this? Cooper sensed, deep in his bones, that there was something sinister about Beans.
I myself am only a week away at most from Bean Day. I fear for them, knowing what imminent doom approaches me. Although, I still want to know where it is written.
Tough? That's a rather BROAD generalization. As for Mr. Owl, KIDNEY pretend he wasn't home? He could just STRING Steve along. After all, bears are renowned for being a bit GREEN. Knowing him, he'd just let it ring out & RUNNER huge bill up. Mr. Owl's a brave guy, BUTTER Bean Day so close to balloon intervention? Too much.
WAXing deceitful to take advantage of Steve's NAVYte? Shame on you! Also, thanks for GARBANZO many of the available bean puns. I had to CORAL some new varieties on Wikipedia just to finish this comment. There are SOY many different types of bean!
The biggest difference is, boxing is done indoors. Bean related activities are best done in a well ventilated area away from sparks or other sources of ignition.
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radamu (+90)
4 months ago
Rated +8
Owl knows.
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated 0
And so bean day was, it's actually a telepathic psychological disorder among bears and owls only.
Jonny (+1492)
4 months ago
Rated +2
I wondered why they hang out so much. I have never said Beans more ominously.
Princewolf (+411)
4 months ago
Rated +16
And now a poem for your consideration:
When bean day comes the children cry,
Owls and bears and bees,
Lost, alone, I chew and toot,
Llama, hotdog, spoon, can,
Giant cell phone, dinosaur,
Hobo, campfire, hobo, train,
Cry not little one,
It will be over when the last bean is gone,
So eat up! Yummy!
Messernacht (+154)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Princewolf, you'll have to give us a day or two to prepare your Pulitzer prize...
Driscoll (+944)
4 months ago
Rated +6
So beautiful.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Owl man, it's the Bean Phone!
PonderThis (+135)
4 months ago
Rated 0
'Course he knows! He's an *owl*!
garbagge59 (+5)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Owl checked his pantry to see what he would fix for dinner. He was greeted by nothing but a wall of canned beans. As this reality was washing over him, his phone rang. It had to be Steve...
tomg025 (+56)
4 months ago
Rated +5
look at panel 3. steve knows something's coming. he doesn't what it is exactly. somewhere in the back of his he can feel it might be BEAN DAY. owl is having the same premonitions. i think he might even have a can of beans ready in his hand.
shamille (+41)
4 months ago
Rated 0
what we see is silence but what's really happening is this: while steve waits for kate to gather ingredients, a sneaking song slides up and sits in his skull: "In the navy..."
and he knows. it has come.
DaveJunior (+16)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Isn't Mr. Owl holding a can of beans in the last panel?
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Oh look, he DOES have a can of bean in his hands. How coincidental...
Miranda (+24)
4 months ago
Rated +2
it is worse than anything imaginable.
Magician (+82)
4 months ago
Rated 0
In our idyllically memetic past of Beans, who could have imagined this? Cooper sensed, deep in his bones, that there was something sinister about Beans.
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Uh...Cooper? Where?
Magician (+82)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Beans.
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Ah. The Beans.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Twice as bad as broccoli day.
{shivers}
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated 0
On par with asparagus day
apoorvumang (+2)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Nice.
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated +3
I remember my last Bean Day.
The Horror...The Horror...
tomg025 (+56)
4 months ago
Rated 0
you should consider yourself lucky to even remember it
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Beannesia is quite common due to pressure on the brain as tiny methane bubbles form in the bloodstream.
Technohawk (+294)
4 months ago
Rated 0
I feel your pain.
We've all bean there.
jeslyn (+47)
4 months ago
Rated +12
Wow, I have SO bean there.
tomg025 (+56)
4 months ago
Rated +6
i know exactly what you bean
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated +2
I've done my best to cope, day to day, ever since, but it's bean difficult.
jeslyn (+47)
4 months ago
Rated +5
Maybean we can support each other on this. Will you lentil me try to help you?
Magician (+82)
4 months ago
Rated +4
It's bean hard to cope, but we've bean through this together beanfore, and with peas and love, this canned beans overcome.
sam-o (+4)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Ah, quit your whining - you all should have bean this coming! You sound like a bunch of angsty beanagers.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +4
Cool beans my friend, cool beans.
MdNGhT (+42)
4 months ago
Rated +2
All this Beans reminds me of Mr. Bean and his canned beans...
jeslyn (+47)
4 months ago
Rated +2
You pea-pole make me soy very hap-bean. Not just on Bean Day, but all year round.
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated +3
Wow, you guys really have your fingers on the pulse!
gormster (+71)
4 months ago
Rated -2
way to be a c-c-c-c-combo breaker, magpie
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Umm, it's connected. Look it up.
namer98 (+38)
4 months ago
Rated +2
I myself am only a week away at most from Bean Day. I fear for them, knowing what imminent doom approaches me. Although, I still want to know where it is written.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +2
The best way to avoid Bean Day is to make chilli once a week.
"Chilli once a week, your house won't wreak".
pie89 (+42)
4 months ago
Rated +9
Even worse than bean day, the day AFTER bean day. Take cover.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +3
No smoking day follows bean day, then comes plunger day.
joshnodosh (+13)
4 months ago
Rated +1
followed by a resident evil style full city lock down
banananews (+32)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Yeah, and they do not make a pill for that one.
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated +4
As the phone ring begins to cLIMAx, owl flashes back to the previous bean day.
(bean puns are tough)
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated +8
Tough? That's a rather BROAD generalization. As for Mr. Owl, KIDNEY pretend he wasn't home? He could just STRING Steve along. After all, bears are renowned for being a bit GREEN. Knowing him, he'd just let it ring out & RUNNER huge bill up. Mr. Owl's a brave guy, BUTTER Bean Day so close to balloon intervention? Too much.
kitararayne (+1694) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated 0
The only thing worse than Bean Day are the bean puns... LOL
Oswald McCracken (+96)
4 months ago
Rated +3
WAXing deceitful to take advantage of Steve's NAVYte? Shame on you! Also, thanks for GARBANZO many of the available bean puns. I had to CORAL some new varieties on Wikipedia just to finish this comment. There are SOY many different types of bean!
DasHangman (+38)
4 months ago
Rated +3
Oh, we're doing bean puns now?
Pinto.
Phildo (+88)
4 months ago
Rated 0
It could've BEAN worse. At least it wasn't a Monday.
Dinosaur Firetruck (+26)
4 months ago
Rated +2
I'm JELLYous of your bean-pun skills!
RWMagpie (+194)
4 months ago
Rated +2
Thank you all. So glad I earned all your FAVA.
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated +3
Man...you all came up with such great bean puns....I couldn't.
...I feel like such a has-bean
zetoastking (+342)
4 months ago
Rated +1
Beanpun-hog.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Como Tu frijole?
allwaysnice (+129)
4 months ago
Rated 0
Yo soy Judías
FBM (+140)
4 months ago
Rated +5
They say the full enormity of Bean Day isn't truly felt, and smelled, till the day after. It makes Boxing Day look like a Thursday.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
4 months ago
Rated +1
The biggest difference is, boxing is done indoors. Bean related activities are best done in a well ventilated area away from sparks or other sources of ignition.
KeepItSimple (+51)
4 months ago
Rated +1
What's wrong with Thursday?
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