Then you would ALWAYS be doing that catch-up ten minutes when work ends to make it look like you done something instead of slacking off, playing games and chatting up the girl in the opposite cubicle all day.
Anytime there is a bee/superiority instance, speech can only be expelled in a high volume capacity. Ordering worker bees about, worker bees being ordered about, announcing the queen-hood of bees, even bully bees.
Hahaha... late in the day coming out, but a nice laugh to end my day! My dad raised honeybees as a hobby, so I get particularly good humor out of this one. :)
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NCHammer326 (+198)
9 months ago
Rated +11
Without the sceptre, that crown just looks silly.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
9 months ago
Rated +5
Steve was tricked!
The box is empty, the Queen just wanted a bear rub.
He seems to be making the best of it.
jebobek (+31)
9 months ago
Rated +1
If you actually view the images while ignoring ALL text, you can obviously see that it was a trick.
It looks like he realizes this in panel 9.
Lazarou (+15)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Bees honor happy hour?
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated +6
I want a clock that is nothing but 5s
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated +2
That is a spectacular idea, and one I would gladly sink money into.
Major Pedro (+81)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Then you would ALWAYS be doing that catch-up ten minutes when work ends to make it look like you done something instead of slacking off, playing games and chatting up the girl in the opposite cubicle all day.
MaggieL (+72)
9 months ago
Rated 0
It's been done. http://www.funideas.com/Product.aspx?pid=12&catid=5
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated +7
Guess who just bought a new clock!!
catfish5234 (0)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Daniel DID
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated +1
EXCELSIOR!
madkelp23 (+7)
9 months ago
Rated -1
Sale Price
11 cents off!!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
9 months ago
Rated +1
You wouldn't need to worry about daylight savings time.
Willows (+246)
9 months ago
Rated +4
That is clearly the best feature.
leeboihuy (+3)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Bees are naturally blind so this totally works and makes sense. Also Steve makes a wonderful queen! Oh BEEr.
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated +17
Steve gets rubbed on by a hot Queen, and then gets to order some ruffians about. He then (hopefully) ends his reign with a frosty cool one.
I'd call that a darned good day.
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated +4
Damn skippy.
Wolfmeister920 (+23)
9 months ago
Rated +1
such foul language!
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated +3
What? "Ruffians"?
Wolfmeister920 (+23)
9 months ago
Rated +1
no, skippy
that's unacceptable language
gosh darn it
Rainfly_X (+272)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Yeah, the good news is that people hardly ever use that wo-OMIGOSH SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE FCC?!!
tekende (+120)
9 months ago
Rated +21
I tried that pheromone-rubbing thing once. Now I'm a registered sex offender.
tom (+222)
9 months ago
Rated +1
I also tried it, but I ended up as a bee.
Don't ask how.
Cratey (+37)
9 months ago
Rated +3
SHOULDN'T YOU BE TALKING IN CAPS THEN?
Jonny (+1492)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Or at least you should be talking with a healthy disregard for bears.
zetoastking (+342)
9 months ago
Rated +1
How ironic. This person I met in a chatroom called "queenbee09" who kept asking about my address just registered.
...Saaaayy...
shadow dragon (+28)
8 months ago
Rated +1
Are you Jack Sparow?
shadow dragon (+28)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Ops, sory zetoastking. I misread Saaayy.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated +1
...But you guessed correctly.
Err...Bottle of rum, really bad eggs, uh... arr!
Summer (+10)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Yet another great comic!
pie89 (+42)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I wish I had minions to go fetch me a beer.
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated +7
children = minions
pie89 (+42)
9 months ago
Rated +2
I knew someone would say that.
Children = irreparable body damage unless you're Heidi Klum.
pie89 =/= Heidi Klum.
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated +1
who said that you have to give birth to them? once you brand them they are yours, kinda like cattle.
pie89 (+42)
9 months ago
Rated 0
You have a good point there.
Rainfly_X (+272)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Don't you have to register your brand first? Otherwise anyone can claim it's theirs.
jubedy (+97)
9 months ago
Rated 0
too badi AM a minion
Ddude28 (+35)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I wish I had minions to go fetch me a bear.
am_tryg (+28)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Not worth it.
zetoastking (+342)
8 months ago
Rated 0
Octomom reasoning explained.
woodstock (+66)
9 months ago
Rated 0
We all need minions.
smoorecrux (+4)
9 months ago
Rated +3
honeycomb beer. WANT.
9of9 (+3)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Honeycomb ice-trays and honeycombed-shaped ice-cubes. WANT.
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Dundee Honey Brown Ale. Good stuff. Pretty cheap.
smoorecrux (+4)
9 months ago
Rated 0
RIGHT. i knew there was one. i totes forgot.
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated 0
That's why I'm here, friend. That's why I'm here.
StaceyG (+77)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I was thinking Sleeman's Honey Brown Lager...mmmmmm beer
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Ooh, yeah! Never thought of that! Me want some, too!
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +2
It aint beer, but might I suggest Mead?
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated 0
"Oh right, it's the 1950s. I'll have the croque-monsieur and a stein of mead!"
KeepItSimple (+51)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I didn't know they drank mead into the 50s. I thought it went out of style with being-a-Viking.
Delicious, though.
PonderThis (+135)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Honeycomb beer,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't bring a small,
No, no, no.
Honeycomb's got
A big, big taste.
In a big, big mug
For a big, big buzz!
HIMYNAMEISCARL (+40)
9 months ago
Rated 0
IT SEEMS THAT WORKER BEES CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE WITH CRUISE CONTROL ON
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Even Steve{ns} gets caught up at the end.
Anytime there is a bee/superiority instance, speech can only be expelled in a high volume capacity. Ordering worker bees about, worker bees being ordered about, announcing the queen-hood of bees, even bully bees.
Its in their nature.
HIMYNAMEISCARL (+40)
9 months ago
Rated 0
YES INDEED, SIR.
tom (+222)
9 months ago
Rated +1
That's odd, the bee I have has power steering, but can only communicate when he's indicating.
AlabamaAngyl (+5)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Hahaha... late in the day coming out, but a nice laugh to end my day! My dad raised honeybees as a hobby, so I get particularly good humor out of this one. :)
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