Dinosaurs ruled the world for 165 million years. Humans have been around for about 200 thousand, so far. I wouldn't be too quick to judge humans superior to dinosaurs.
they ruled the world for 165 million years and didn't invent toe-socks, or even their logical photo-negative, mittens. i'd call that a failure of Order Dinosauria.
Hah no no you misunderstand. I am not saying that humans are superior. I am saying the dinosaurs are egotistical cause obviously they did not rule the oceans.
mate 1: Do you know what two creatures conquered both water, land and air? Humans and Ducks!
mate 2: Well then, we need to form an alliance with them to fight the dog sized cockroaches.
these guys have conquered like all of space: water bears! aka tardigrades!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada
polyextremophiles ftw!
because they can survive:
1) temperatures close to absolute zero
2) temperatures as high as 151 °C (303 °F),
3) 1,000 times more radiation than other animals such as humans
4) nearly a decade without water,
5) the vacuum of space (without space suits or even dino-spacesuits, mind you)
I think it's water bears: 5 all other organisms: 0
Ah, dinosaurs. Even after dying, they still contribute to the community through such donations as gasoline, plastic, and making people extra-glossy in photoshoots.
But the photoshoot oil is mostly made from ferns. Probably.
They used to rule the world?
Seas would rise when they gave the word?
Now in the morning they sleep alone?
Sweep streets they used t own?
One minute they held the key?
Next the wals were closed on them?
Found out all of their castles stand upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand?
I think the dinosaur has a tooth ache, and is pointing out which one. Clearly, its in the back of his mouth.
Maybe Daisy is making a connection between eating dinosaur atoms that have been recycled into sugar, as this can lead to cavities in your teeth, which are probably made up of dinosaur atoms.
And most of the protein in your body is from corn. Corn that was grown on the Land the Indians once owned. Indians who hunted the buffalo. Buffalo who are descendants of ancient mammals. Ancient mammals who were hunted by Tyrannosaurus Rex. You know who's winning here?
Daisy Owl and Dinosaur Comics together in the same place? At the same time? Is that legal? Is it even POSSIBLE? The part of my brain that processes pleasure is shorting out.... B BBB BB BBBB BBB bb bb b...
i was also wondering why everyone else is so small in panel 1... and then i remembered perspective (it's been a long day) i'm liking the birthday arc too
Good gosh, that's fantastic! Another Daisy Owl reference leaks to the rest of the world tomorrow, as I punctuate every important action with an exclamation of "CAKE!"
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Sanjay (+41)
9 months ago
Rated +4
The cake is a friendly dinosaur saying "I'm number one!"
IraeNicole (+40)
9 months ago
Rated +4
Sounds like a rather egotistical dinosaur to me. But all dinosaurs are egotistical since they like to think how they used to "rule the world".
Sanjay (+41)
9 months ago
Rated +34
If you can't reach anything with your hands, you might as well use them to claim superiority.
ByStander (+16)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Best.Comment.Ever. Bravo.
rabbitsongs (-1)
9 months ago
Rated -1
in...deed...
Qoheleth (+36)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Dinosaurs ruled the world for 165 million years. Humans have been around for about 200 thousand, so far. I wouldn't be too quick to judge humans superior to dinosaurs.
KeepItSimple (+51)
9 months ago
Rated +10
they ruled the world for 165 million years and didn't invent toe-socks, or even their logical photo-negative, mittens. i'd call that a failure of Order Dinosauria.
go humans!
Farhan (+1)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Not to mention that we have cake, and they had piles of.....that one scene from the first jurrasic park.
jakob.bunz (-19)
9 months ago
Rated -10
jakob.bunz (-19)
9 months ago
Rated -4
jakob.bunz (-19)
9 months ago
Rated -5
why did 2 of my comments come up blank? Jesus beat up some T-rex and hes a human
zac_bogen (+126)
9 months ago
Rated +1
If only all achievements were weighted through the novelty items. Our greatest gift to the universe... the back scratchier, behold!
IraeNicole (+40)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Hah no no you misunderstand. I am not saying that humans are superior. I am saying the dinosaurs are egotistical cause obviously they did not rule the oceans.
gormster (+71)
9 months ago
Rated +1
What? There were many aquatic dinosaurs.
IraeNicole (+40)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Actually the dinosauria was pretty much terrestrial. Things like pleiosaurus were technically a different thing.
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Ah but humans have conquered and/or destroyed a number of space rocks, space rocks that killed the dinosaurs
Humans: 1 Dinos: Zip
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated +7
to quote a drunken bar "mates" (word for word)
mate 1: Do you know what two creatures conquered both water, land and air? Humans and Ducks!
mate 2: Well then, we need to form an alliance with them to fight the dog sized cockroaches.
clearly it stands as Humans: 2 Ducks: 1 Dinos: 0
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +3
But humans have also conquered a small tract of space and portions of the moon.
So dare I say Humans: 3 Ducks: 1 and Dinos: 0
Major Pedro (+81)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Yeah but... did anyone take notice of how dog sized cockroaches are planning to enslave us?
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +3
*Sighs* Fine, Humans : 3 Cockroaches: 2 Ducks: 1 Dinos: 0
pnqn (+80)
9 months ago
Rated +7
guys guys
these guys have conquered like all of space: water bears! aka tardigrades!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada
polyextremophiles ftw!
because they can survive:
1) temperatures close to absolute zero
2) temperatures as high as 151 °C (303 °F),
3) 1,000 times more radiation than other animals such as humans
4) nearly a decade without water,
5) the vacuum of space (without space suits or even dino-spacesuits, mind you)
I think it's water bears: 5 all other organisms: 0
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated 0
yes, but what can they do to stop the dog sized cockroaches that will, no doubt, enslave us all?
Major Pedro (+81)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Burrow into their heads and control their brains, pretty much ensuring we're fucked
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated 0
EEP!
pnqn (+80)
9 months ago
Rated 0
plus they look like fucking bears!
NegativeBear (+23)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I wonder how thin this column will get?
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated +1
i think that if we keep going we'll end up on the other side, which mean we'll be BEHIND the water bear controlled dog sized cockroaches! HA-HA!
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated 0
And then we TAKE THEM OUT!
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +3
I guess that's as far as it goes...
RETREAT!
miyesh (-2)
9 months ago
Rated 0
i'd rename them; like the caterpillar bear or something...(they're kinda gross)...
(nevermind, just wanted to see if the column could get any thinerXP)
Magician (+82)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Thinness in columns is highly desirable. Furthermore, it would be ridiculously easy to colonize other planets with these things.
Major Pedro (+81)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Already unstoppable insectoid evil + high levels of solar radiation and possibly advanced aliens? You're really pushing it
fuji2001 (+537)
9 months ago
Rated +1
yeah, no need to go off the deep end, Magician. we're trying to have a reasonable discussion.
zac_bogen (+126)
9 months ago
Rated +1
thinner!
zetoastking (+342)
9 months ago
Rated +4
"You know we never went tuh no moon. Sar it on teevee. Never went there AT ALL."
only_sunspots (+810)
9 months ago
Rated +1
"Well, you are jerk."
only_sunspots (+810)
9 months ago
Rated +4
*A* jerk, even.
the abominable cellist (+9)
9 months ago
Rated +1
"Lissin. You guys are sheep.
"SHEEP."
zetoastking (+342)
9 months ago
Rated +1
swipe
Ninya (+55)
9 months ago
Rated 0
And thus the game "Rock, Human, Dinosaur" was invented...
Jonny (+1492)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Ah, but humans are responsible for turning dinosaurs into handy oil.
What are dinosaurs responsible for? The Land before Time films.
pkuky (+38)
9 months ago
Rated +1
dinosaurs can make us cry....
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated +1
You know what else humans are responsible for? Dinosaucers.
Rainfly_X (+272)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Ah, dinosaurs. Even after dying, they still contribute to the community through such donations as gasoline, plastic, and making people extra-glossy in photoshoots.
But the photoshoot oil is mostly made from ferns. Probably.
Sledgeham (+20)
8 months ago
Rated +1
They used to rule the world?
Seas would rise when they gave the word?
Now in the morning they sleep alone?
Sweep streets they used t own?
One minute they held the key?
Next the wals were closed on them?
Found out all of their castles stand upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand?
(Sorry, Coldplay fan)
Subron (+88)
9 months ago
Rated +3
I think not, sir.
I think the dinosaur has a tooth ache, and is pointing out which one. Clearly, its in the back of his mouth.
Maybe Daisy is making a connection between eating dinosaur atoms that have been recycled into sugar, as this can lead to cavities in your teeth, which are probably made up of dinosaur atoms.
PFC blue (+233)
9 months ago
Rated +2
And most of the protein in your body is from corn. Corn that was grown on the Land the Indians once owned. Indians who hunted the buffalo. Buffalo who are descendants of ancient mammals. Ancient mammals who were hunted by Tyrannosaurus Rex. You know who's winning here?
...and the corn shall inherit the earth.
mikep3313 (+11)
9 months ago
Rated 0
I think that dinosaur might be a cameo from a certain comic about dinosaurs... Dinosaur Comics, if you will...
bjungle (+28)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Which episode do you think this particular shot of the dinosaur was taken from?
mikep3313 (+11)
9 months ago
Rated +6
The second panel of every Dinosaur Comic ever.
Princewolf (+411)
9 months ago
Rated +3
Daisy Owl and Dinosaur Comics together in the same place? At the same time? Is that legal? Is it even POSSIBLE? The part of my brain that processes pleasure is shorting out.... B BBB BB BBBB BBB bb bb b...
NegativeBear (+23)
9 months ago
Rated +1
AHHH! the B's!
incorrect (-4)
9 months ago
Rated 0
It's the masters of alt-text coming together in a fight to the death. Who will be the victor? Owls vs. T-Rexes! Bears vs. Utahraptors!
J_Cut (+9)
9 months ago
Rated +4
I was hoping for one of Driscoll's amazing sound effects as the cake was unveiled
andi (+4)
9 months ago
Rated +2
agrees.
i was also wondering why everyone else is so small in panel 1... and then i remembered perspective (it's been a long day) i'm liking the birthday arc too
rocketface (+1)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Perspective? What are you talking about? Mr. Owl has just been getting ripped because of all those invisible boxes he lifts.
large.roaming.ungulates (+16)
9 months ago
Rated +2
the futon may have been frustrating, but it was also EXERCISE
Driscoll (+944)
9 months ago
Rated +22
If you like, you can imagine *CAKE* written into panel 8. I give you permission to do this.
J_Cut (+9)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Well now that I have your permission, this strip is even awesomer
Willows (+246)
9 months ago
Rated +3
There you have it, folks.
*CAKE*
Commenter tested, Driscoll approved.
Princewolf (+411)
9 months ago
Rated +1
Best. Sound effect. EVER.
Rainfly_X (+272)
9 months ago
Rated 0
Good gosh, that's fantastic! Another Daisy Owl reference leaks to the rest of the world tomorrow, as I punctuate every important action with an exclamation of "CAKE!"
Don't worry, my friends are rather understanding.
Miranda (+24)
9 months ago
Rated +5
I hope I'm a triceratops!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
9 months ago
Rated +1
That's WAY existential.
PonderThis (+135)
9 months ago
Rated +2
I only hope that I'm a small lizard.
zetoastking (+342)
9 months ago
Rated +4
Assuming your avatar is a real photograph...
SUCCESS.
rinebabe (0)
9 months ago
Rated 0
daisy bakes awesome organic dinosaur atom cakes for a kid. Then again. She's no ordinary kid Happy birthday coooper!
Ziggy Stardust (+1329)
9 months ago
Rated +1
That is a truly awesome concept. Tiny particles of dinosaurs... they're, they're EVERYWHERE!
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
9 months ago
Rated +9
Mostly in the gas tank of my car.
CarVac (+55)
9 months ago
Rated 0
She gave in to our expectations...
confirming my expectation that she'd try to make us think that she was going to defy expectations.
k7mex (+1)
9 months ago
Rated +1
The satisfaction on Daisy's face on panel 9 is genius
MadPiper6 (+48)
9 months ago
Rated +4
I can't be the only one to see panel 2 from Dinosaur Comics, right? God it's just so close, yet just so different.
Kitsune (+117)
9 months ago
Rated +2
Good call; that's totally a nod to Qwantz.
jenntropy (+5)
9 months ago
Rated 0
i usually don't read past the first two comments or so, but i scanned to make sure someone else had noticed this, as well.
Cheeser (+23)
9 months ago
Rated +3
ew ew ew! get them off of me!!
evanseeds (+24)
9 months ago
Rated +4
Cooper in panel 6 is pondering upon if he himself is a dinosaur cake
kuma kami (+763)
9 months ago
Rated +4
Deep down we're all dinosaur cakes.
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