I had a dream that this is exactly how the human race ended: 2 kids, a bottle of really old milk, a well-aimed rock, and the zombie hordes that ensued. Spooky.
I think this should have been the way that "I Am Legend" started off.
The world will note that the first spoiled milk jug was dropped on that mean kid Joe down the street, a bully. That was because we wished in this first attack to avoid, insofar as possible, the killing of civilians. But that attack is only a warning of things to come. If Joe does not surrender, jugs will have to be dropped on his and, unfortunately, thousands of civilian lives will be lost. I urge Joe's family to leave the house immediately, and save themselves from destruction.
Seriously. I'm a grown man, and I still can't distinguish whether there's one glass or two left in there. Ended up drinking way more orange juice than I wanted to this weekend.
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eg0type (+2)
1 year ago
Rated +2
I liked the part where they quoted Oppenheimer quoting Bhagavad Gita.
jaxun (+25)
1 year ago
Rated +2
I had a dream that this is exactly how the human race ended: 2 kids, a bottle of really old milk, a well-aimed rock, and the zombie hordes that ensued. Spooky.
I think this should have been the way that "I Am Legend" started off.
jaxun (+25)
1 year ago
Rated +6
Oh yeah. OWL, get OFF Steve's HOOD!!!
bono212 (+29)
1 year ago
Rated +1
HAHA!! I just noticed that thanks to you. That seriously can NOT be helping things.
Poor steve...will he ever get to work?
Unbalanced (+28)
1 year ago
Rated 0
You have just made this comic 5...no, 6 times better
Via Sol (+149)
1 year ago
Rated +2
What hath God wrought?
bono212 (+29)
1 year ago
Rated -1
Somebody or something is about to smell...
REALLY
Really
Bad.
AJ (+480)
1 year ago
Rated -1
I hope they don't drink it!
I drunk expired milk once.
It didn't have very good results....
It was after a big bbq too!
OneLess (+8)
1 year ago
Rated +2
The world will note that the first spoiled milk jug was dropped on that mean kid Joe down the street, a bully. That was because we wished in this first attack to avoid, insofar as possible, the killing of civilians. But that attack is only a warning of things to come. If Joe does not surrender, jugs will have to be dropped on his and, unfortunately, thousands of civilian lives will be lost. I urge Joe's family to leave the house immediately, and save themselves from destruction.
OneLess (+8)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Gah, that's supposed to be "his house" in the 4th sentence.
Dog Breath (+2416) (mod)
1 year ago
Rated +5
The tension is palpable.
Will Daisy get the launch codes?
Will the zombie hordes eat Cooper's brain?
Will Steve get his head slammed under the hood of his car?
Technohawk (+294)
1 year ago
Rated +6
Cooper has a very good eye for volumetric measurements.
biznart (+79)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Seriously. I'm a grown man, and I still can't distinguish whether there's one glass or two left in there. Ended up drinking way more orange juice than I wanted to this weekend.
NCHammer326 (+198)
1 year ago
Rated +1
God help us if that's whole milk.
monkey_b (+5)
1 year ago
Rated 0
What about Soy?
MrGBH (+13)
1 year ago
Rated 0
Cooper is obviously a glass-half-full kinda kid. Or jug-of-expired-milk-1/8th-full kind of kid. Same diff.
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